What further indignities await Draco Malfrog? Found out this time on The Unspeakable’s New Groove! WIP 🐸💚

The Unspeakable’s New Groove by me, Parrafo!

• Rated T for Teen
• 4 out of 10ish chapters posted
  • 15k words so far
• Relevant tags: Unspeakable Draco Malfoy, Researcher Hermione Granger, Magical Accidents, Inspired by The Emperor's New Groove (2000), Frogs

Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly antagonizes charms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.

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Excerpt from the latest chapter:

Hannah was staring at the frog. “Whose frog is that?” 

“Mine,” said Hermione quickly. 

“It’s your pet?” 

Internally, she groaned, not looking forward to Malfoy's indignant squawking about this later. “Yes, he’s my pet,” she said, looking meaningfully at Malfoy. Do not engage.

“What’s his name?” Hannah asked, smiling down at the little green frog. “Oh, aren’t you a cutie!” 

Malfoy’s gorge swelled, but when he opened his mouth, the croak was silent. He looked absolutely furious.

“His name is—erm—well, actually, I just got him, so he doesn’t have a name yet,” she said, flustered. 

“How about… Buttons?” Hannah suggested.

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After Hannah left, Granger undid the silencing charm.

“I AM FUCKING SICK! AND TIRED! OF BEING A TINY! FUCKING! FROG!” Draco roared, making her jump. “CHANGE ME BACK, ALREADY! You are to blame for my current condition, and you’d better figure out the counter-spell fast or I’m going to—I’m going to—”

“What are you going to do, Buttons?” asked Granger innocently, but there was a devilish gleam in her brown eyes. The cruel witch was enjoying this.