What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Goblin?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mage school , and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the lich strongholds, and I have over 300 confirmed curses . I am trained in elf warfare and Im the top magician in the entire waterdeep armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another goblin. I will wipe you the fuck out with spells the likes of which has never been seen before on this Plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the thief's guild across the Faerun and your Magic signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, gobbo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my cantrips. Not only am I extensively trained in simple weapons combat, but I have access to the entire library of waterdeep magic scrolls and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the faerun, you little greenie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you Mystradamn goblin. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, gobbo.