I am a vampire, somebody invite me in!

I am a vampire and I want to enter this lovely house, the door is open but no one is inside to let me in. It's unusual for a house to have its front door open in this area. Then I see a body in the kitchen and on the floor covered in her own blood, and I also observe that the front door had been broken into. I lose hope but then I hear someone in the bedroom, someone that is alive. They are sleeping and I then call out to the spirit of the deceased person to invite me in. Then the soul of the dead individual appears in front of me.

"Invite me in spirit!" I say to the ghost of the deceased person

The ghost refuses and I become angry and I demand that the ghost let me in. The ghost started to mess around and throw things at me. I shout out to the ghost "invite me in now" and then the ghost just laughs. Then the ghost simply says "only your right arm is allowed to enter this house" and then I was able to put my right arm inside the house. I was angry that I still couldn't put my whole body inside the house.

The ghost kept laughing at me and I was becoming irritated. Then the ghost would say "your right arm is no longer allowed inside this!" And then my right arm was pushed out. Then the ghost gave permission for my left leg to enter house, and I could put my left leg inside the house. Then with a knife I carry, I cut my left leg off and it could move on its own. The ghost then allowed me other leg to enter and I then cut off my other leg and it could then enter the house.

I then saw both my legs moving around. Then the ghost allowed my organs to enter my house and I cut out my organs and threw them into the house. Then the ghost allowed my head to enter the house, and so I decapitated myself and threw it into the house. Then she allowed my right arm to enter the house and I cut off my right arm and threw it inside the house. All of my organs and most of limbs were moving on their own.

The the ghost allowed the rest of my body to enter the house, and my whole body entered the house. I then reattached myself and i drank the persons blood of who ever was in the room.