Coworker Farts Again

Also let me ask yall something.

Are these stories getting boring?

Lmk in the comments because I know it’s kinda the same every time but that’s how she does it.

Anyways so today was as I said some of the same.

There was two giant rippers today. Also a text conversation that had me going crazy🤤

So we’ll start with the first fart which was after her first meeting of the day and as always I saw her coming towards me and already knew what was going on here.

So we talked for a couple minutes because there was people around and with all the people around I kinda thought she wasn’t gonna be able to fart, but the other person there left and she IMMEDIATELY farted the moment they left.

She let it fly out and it was loud asf as always. It was a bit of a long one for her it was like 3 or 4 seconds of straight ass rip. Or butt rip I should say for her.

Now this text conversation I was talking about came before her second fart where she was saying about how bad her stomach hurt because she was holding in not only her farts but said she had to poop too.

“Meetings finally over I gotta gooooo lol”

I was still texting her while she was pooping and in the convo she also says “bro it is loud in here”

I kinda egged her on and said “you rippin butt in there?” To which she said “way too much”

If you wanna see proof of that text convo u can dm me as well cause Ik that one sounds too good to be true.

Her last fart wasn’t as big as the last one but still def worth mentioning where she stopped by before she left to say goodnight and she just let another one fly out. Big ripper kind of a zipper sounding fart.

Anyways dm me for farts as always or just to talk