Vers in Lahore looking for a long-term relationship!

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Application open: boyfriend position

Hello hello. I have come to the internet with a noble quest: finding myself a boyfriend.

I’m AGE 18, so please be around my age. I’m not interested in anything casual or temporary — looking for something real. Bonus points if you’re also suffering through A-Levels.

Small preference list:

• No facial hair please (just not my thing)

• Kind, honest, and capable of basic human decency

• Nerds are highly encouraged to apply

What you get in return:

• loyalty

• affection

• a healthy amount of clinginess

• someone who will actually communicate instead of playing mind games (apparently rare these days)

If you read everything, send “deku” when you message so I know you're not a bot.

DM @shimmersolux on Instagram 💚

Posted Mar 8, 2026, 5:56 PM UTC

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