If I gave my girl the earth and I almost did.

I wanted to but y'all would have complained But what if I did? First you all would be somewhere in the moon or Mars idk And nobody would be in a flooding capital city cause of bad governance because this is when you would just be settling and there's no rain there anyway. Also there wouldn't be any wars in Iran because It would only be me and my girl here on earth. But, Mngeniita Simp. Now here we are.