35 [M4F] Golden Retriever energy. Also, tall.

First off, I am definitely looking to change my situation and yours. Let’s blow up our entire lives after chatting for like a week and then ghost each other a few days later.

Glad we established that! Hello. I’m 35, married, two kids, and live on the east coast. Work a professional job that is somehow both stressful and under stimulating. It’s really amazing stuff. Despite the new account, this is not the first time I’ve done this. For whatever reason I keep finding myself coming back here which should obviously be a huge red flag.

I’m extremely jealous reading a lot of these posts because I used to have time for interesting hobbies but really don’t anymore. The vast majority of my time is spent either working or wrangling little kids. When I do find a few free moments, I like to: run (slowly, awkwardly), read (doom scroll on my phone), listen to a billion podcasts, and watch pretty much anything HBO has to offer.

Lookswise, I’m tall (6’4), brown hair, blue eyes, usually a little scruff. If you have a kink for generic looking white guys (seek help!) you will absolutely love me.

Shoot me a message and let’s get this affair thing going.