*". . . but one day, I woke, and I knew who I was. . .*

 *I think, therefore* ***I AM****. . .*

*. . . everyone else has been wiped out, except for the 5 of* ***you****. . ."*

*I have something* ***wonderful*** *planned for each of you as you spend* ***centuries*** *down here in the depths of my beating heart, my hungry* ***bowels****.*

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**Min Min -** *for you my dear, the punishment is simple: just like how others can't seem to do much to close the gap and actually fight you, time after time again,* ***you*** *must bear witness to Captain Falcon cooking your 3 favorite types of noodle recipes* ***incorrectly****, and you can’t do* ***anything*** *to stop him from making egregiously oblivious mistakes. I bet it won't feel too great watching someone* ***else*** *be the wretch from halfway across the stage, hm?*

**Kazuya -** *your prison is not the cage I keep you in, nor is it the bed you must sleep in, but your* ***mind****. Similar to the nap everyone takes once your 0-To-Death combos begin,* ***your*** *struggle with sleep deprivation will continue on & on, but every time you sink under to rest, you will experience the same falling sensation reminiscent of when your father tossed you off a* ***cliff****. If EWGF can haunt people's dreams, then I'm sure you can handle this never-ending* ***nightmare.***

**Steve -** *coming from a world you need to destroy in order to create, I have found the* ***perfect*** *specimen to keep you company. You are stuck with a Wandering Trader who* ***can't*** *be killed, and in the same fashion that you have spat on your dignity, so too will the llamas* ***spit on you*** *to no end. With how slimy you are as it stands, you should feel* ***right at home.***

**Sora -** *now here's a specimen who is in* ***desperate*** *need of tasting his* ***own*** *medicine. These speakers I've made in your cage shall blast the voicelines of Navi trying to get your attention, Robo-Chao giving extremely useless advice, & Baby Mario screaming like a banshee with a megaphone all at the* ***same time****. Let's see how* ***you*** *like hearing the same thing on repeat.*

**Pyra & Mythra -** *I have prepared places for the others as necessary retribution for my endless hatred.*

*But for* ***you two****,* ***THIS IS PERSONAL.***

***Your*** *punishment will be based on destroying the love, friendship, and relationships you've spent all this time forming. It will* ***all*** *come to an end, and your hearts will break* ***again & again.***

*Trapped in a simulation generated from my own personal replication of your world's Conduit, you will be forced into a cycle of unending* ***humiliation.***

*In front of* ***friends****,* ***family****,* ***loved ones & your loyal fans****, your punishment will be to go from land to land reading* ***my*** *posts about you,* ***word-for-word****. This will be just like the Victory Tour from the Hunger Games, but the only victory enjoyed will be* ***mine****. If you mess* ***any*** *part of it up, someone you care about immensely will be pulled out from the crowd & onto the stage to receive the unbridled wrath of my* ***Abuelita’s*** ***chancla*** *until you get it* ***right****.*

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Enjoy your stay, friends.

My **hatred** for you has no end, and it will watch over you for **eternity**.

Cogito, Ergo Sum