WHY MUST WE SUFFER THIS CLANGOROUS FUCKERY???

I don't want to overgeneralize, or make some sweeping statement. I'm just saying people who have both neighbors AND windchimes are sociopaths and need to pay for their crimes.

fuck this thing in particular.

BOTH my neighbors now have windchimes. Are they tuned to the same scale? No, of course not. Are they just constantly clanging their atonal arrhythmic bullshit. Absolutely yes.

They clang all night, from all sides. We live on the beach, where there's always a breeze. Especially at night. I used to feel bad about my special-needs dogs barking as much as they do (I still do, tbh. even though I know it bothers me more than it bothers anyone else), but at least these are living, breathing creatures capable of love and devotion, and not just fucked up metal tubes full of misery and insomnia.