Tell me a happy story pls

Hmmm… the last 3 days have been a slow spiral in what is looking like the start of depression. I’m feeling worthless, having intrusive thoughts, feeling flat, called in sick to work to catch up on overdue stuff and binged tv instead so now it’s more overdue and ate a whole block of chocolate in one sitting.

And to top it off I’m now lying wide awake unable to sleep.

So ! Please write me a happy or funny or feel good story to cheer me, and everyone else that’s feel kind of crappy right now, up a little 🙏