Paddy's curtains are not virgins

Paddy bought a curtain through online shopping. When the curtains arrived at his house and he saw the curtains with his own eyes, he knew they weren't virgin curtains. Someone had sex with the curtains and paddy was disgusted with it. He tried to tell himself that having a non virgin curtain isn't so looked down on anymore. Society has changed and paddy kept them and put them up on his bedroom windows. Whenever paddy went past the curtains, he couldn't help himself to being disgusted with the curtains. He thought to himself "what a bunch of slutty curtains" and he tried his best to be open minded.

Then as paddy kept looking at the his curtains that he knew was not a virgin, he kept seeing other people's curtains that were virgins. Virgin curtains were so much nicer and more elegant. Paddy was jealous and so he got one of his friend to see his curtain, and hopefully his friend could see that his curtains are not virgins. When his friend petroid came to see his curtains, he couldn't tell that it was not a virgin. Then paddy got an instinctive urge to take his curtains off and strangle petroid with it.

As paddy strangled petroid with his curtain, petroid had clearly been strangled to death. Then petroid woke up from his death and he could finally see that his curtains were in fact not virgins. Petroid was disgusted with paddy's slutty curtains and he was even more disgusted with paddy with keeping his slutty curtains. Petroid wanted to get more people to see that paddy's curtains are slutty curtains. Petroid got his cousin to see whether he could tell whether paddy's curtain are sluts. Then when petroids cousin couldn't tell that paddy's curtains were sluts, petroids cousin was strangled with paddy's curtains.

Only after death did petroids cousin realise that paddy's curtains were sluts. Then paddy started to get concerned with the fact that people could only tell that his curtains are sluts, after they had been strangled to death via his curtains. Paddy started to question whether he had been strangled by the curtains? But his curtains were in fact not virgins and that is a disgusting thing. Paddy decided to show one more person that his curtains are sluts, and this person could tell straight away that paddy's curtains were sluts.

The reason this person didn't have to be strangled by paddy's curtain to realise they were sluts, was because this individual enjoyed sluts.