I rewrote Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here cuz this sub needs some fucking counterculture

Wish You Were Fucking Here

And disciplinary remains mercifully

Yes and um, I'm with you Derek, this rat race

Yes, yes, now what shall it be?

Who the fuck knows

So,

Can you fucking tell

heaven from a fuck-pile?

Blue skies from the kind of gray

that makes you say “what the actual fuck?”

Can you tell

a warm breeze from a cold stare,

or a real friend from a cardboard fuckface?

A smile from debase

that whispers “yeah… get fucked.”

Did they get you to trade

your heroes for a bunch of fucks,

your dreams for a cubicle

and a coffee-stained shrug?

A walk-on part in someone else’s mess

for the starring role in a lifetime of

what the fuck happened?

How I wish

how I fucking wish

you were here.