This is Thunder Bringer, again, this isn't an accurate version, just for fun

Giant Women: I won your stupid game, now let him go

Big Thunder Man: No

Giant Women: Why not

Big Thunder Man: Because, I said so

Giant Women: Bro, quit being a sore loser and let him go, you’re just mad that he didn’t cheat on his wife you couldn’t for 2 minutes

Big Thunder Man: You dare to defy me, to make me feel ashamed. No one beats me, no one wins my games

The Big Thunder Man summons a shoe out of thunder and unleashes it onto the Giant women

Giant Women: Very injured

Big Thunder Man: Alright, time to find the gay men

Teleportations

Odyssey: I’m so lonely, nobody knows me, I’m all on my own

Crewmember#42: Captain! There you are, Eurylochus needs you

Odyssey: Can’t you see that I’m busy

Crewmember#42: What, singing like a loser

Odyssey: Leave me alone

Crewmember#72: He’s emo again

Eurylochus: Ody…

Odyssey: …

Eurylochus: … come on man, I didn’t mean it

Boom, The big man appears before thee

Odyssey: Was destroying that tree necessary

Big Thunder Man: Nope, now, you or the crew

Odyssey: What

Big Thunder Man: You or the crew. I don’t feel like taking all of yall and I a have a cheat appointment in 10 minutes

Eurylochus: Do you really think-

Odyssey: Take them out

Crewmembers: Captain!

Odyssey: Screw you guys, I’m out

The Big Thunder Man claps his hands and all the crewmembers turn into barbecue chicken. The end