Can you remember the last time you had the hiccups?

No but think about it. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I had the hiccups. It could have been years for all I know. Also now I’m thinking about how hiccups is a weird word and wondering if people actually say “the hiccups” or if that’s just thing I made up. “I have hiccups” or “I have the hiccups.” Man, I am pretty stoned. Have a good Friday night everyone