Who else thinks Bleu de Chanel Parfum smells like piss?

I’m serious. I like Bleu de Chanel Eau de Parfum, but when you first spray it there’s definitely a piss note to my nose. It smells great once it dries down though.

The Bleu de Chanel Parfum, on the other hand, just smells like straight piss to me the whole time. Honestly it feels more like a yellow fragrance than a blue one.