Don’t piss me off bro

Rant

So I’m trading a Mega Ride Harp Seal for a Mini Pig so I can work my way up to a Blazing Lion, right? I spent a few hours in trading servers and EVERYONE was lowballing purely because it’s an uncommon pet, despite it being worth ~22 points on Amvgg (Ride potion values, not Frost), so I figured I’d take a small underpay for the sake of having a pet with better demand.

I wait about an hour, and some guy accepts my trade. Yay, right? I even caught it maybe 3 minutes after they accepted, so I could complete the trade quickly and start working from there.

I click their profile, and see that they already sent me a connection request. I accept, they’re online, so I join them. I’m excited, teleport, send a trade, and wait. No response, the trade expires. I send another request. Then another. I message them, no response. 20 minutes later, they leave the server. Weird, but whatever.

I shoot them a message, and they’re back online in 5 minutes. I join them again, and they seem active this time. I send a trade, and they finally accept. I add the MR Harp.. and they add a MFR Harp. They cancel the trade after putting up some X reactions. I’m confused, and go to change my Harp’s name to “I’m here to trade from amvgg.”

You know what this ole rutabaga changes THEIR Harp’s name to?

“I traded the pig for this one”

ITS BEEN 30 FUCKING MINUTES, 80% OF WHICH WAS SPENT WAITING FOR YOU TO ANSWER MY TRADE REQUEST!!!!

My brother in Christ, WHY did you accept the trade if you either A. Already traded the Pig before you accepted my trade, or B. Had a better trade lined up when you accepted mine??

I changed my Harp’s name to “Bruh,” unfriended them, blocked them in game, marked the trade as failed, and blocked them on Amvgg.

I know it’s not that deep, it was only 30 minutes, but come on!

Posted Mar 14, 2026, 3:16 AM UTC

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