43 [M4F] Call me Dory, I just keep swimming thru the ocean that is OnlineAffairs.

I have zero plans for the evening and it's just me and my small menagerie of pets at home. I'm currently watching Top Gear re runs on youtube as I type up. I also enjoy true crime docs, and I really miss shows like dirty jobs and myth busters. I feel like we have so many new myths to bust!! What are you going to do with your Friday night? Aside from joining me obviously.

I'm a bit of a stoner, so bonus points if you are too. I have no little ones running around, was never in my plans and Im happy with it. I spend just as much time outdoors as I do rotting on the couch. I tend to end up with alot of free time, so you can have all my attention. I promise if we click, I will give you plenty of it.

I'm your pretty average looking skinny white guy with a beard. I'm no model but I'm certainly no basement troll either. I have a southern accent and I'm not afraid to use it. That along with my blue eyes and kind smile have melted many panties. Also I'm pretty funny if you can't tell. Happy to share pics to see if we are a physical match.

If you are a woman who is ready for all the attention she can handle, wants to be my only fan, and is confident in herself then stop in and tell me how you take your coffee (or tea).