Attempted setup tonight

They tried to set me up tonight. I'm sure this has happened to a bunch of you. Would anyone care to share their story?

I was driving down a dark road and this older man was just standing in the middle of my lame. I just barely missed him. The guy didn't attempt to get out of the way he was ready to die to take one for the team. There were like 3 helicopters hovering over monitoring the situation. I had the interior lights on in my car. Had I hit this guy then what? This guy was just standing there not getting out of the way.

Also, I felt something in my body like I had taken a substance when I didn't. What were they trying to pull here?