46 - M4F - Online/LDR - Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Alright, let's give this another shot. I'm a 46-year-old man navigating the wonderful chaos of raising two pre-teens. While I can negotiate a peace treaty over the last cookie, my IRL dating life is, let's say, on a temporary hiatus.

That's where you come in. I'm looking for an online or long-distance connection with someone who appreciates a bit of wit, a lot of respect, and a man who knows how to listen. I'm sane, safe, and my only criminal record is a library fine from 1998 (I swear I was going to return that book).

I work from home, so my days are a mix of professional calls and seeking out intelligent life to converse with. I love learning, hearing about experiences, and sharing a laugh. I'm a firm believer that the best connections start with great conversation and see where they go from there.

I'm hoping to find a single woman, 40s-50s, who understands that life is a beautifully messy adventure. Bonus points if you have kids, as we can form a support group. Not a dealbreaker if you don't.

Let's connect, share some stories, and see if we can make each other's day a little more interesting. Drop me a line and tell me the last thing that made you genuinely laugh out loud.