Would anyone like to role play a fight? M4A

I’d like to do an rp fight with a martial artist. I’m not a trained fighter so it’s safe to say I wouldn’t stand a chance and that’s kinda what I want. By the end of this fight I want my face a bloody mess, my balls bruised, and I don’t want to be able to stand up. So if you have some aggression you’d like to get out send me a dm.