Please leave a message after the beep…

Ok, there’s no beep. I lied.

This is just a post to say that my DMs are open.

Why would one do such a thing, on Reddit?

Well, for better or for worse, I possess the uncrushable belief that friends can be found anywhere.

Even here.

That said, I would appreciate if any messages are kept SFW.

(Please only message if you’re older than iPods)