Update: I bought an industrial grade laser

Disclaimer: Do not do this, I am an idiot.

I made a post asking if I should get an industrial grade laser that I found on marketplace and everyone responded by saying that it would be a bad idea. These people were absolutely right, it was a bad idea. In spite of this, it worked.

I got the laser broken and was able to fix it. Once fixed, I got the necessary PPE to operate it safely and started using it on my face. After one session I noticed that the hair on my face grew in a lot slower and patchier than it did before.

This project scared the shit out of me a couple of times but tldr I'm gonna get rid of most of my bodyhair for like $100. If I go blind, I will post an update where everyone can make fun of me.