I need some help from the community. I may have messed up big time.

I was drunk and decided to take one of my (okay, my wife’s boyfriend’s) guitar off the wall and see what one sounds like. I tried to 0-3-5, but I messed up and did a 1-4-6. Suddenly I had the urge to listen to jazz. Do I need to see a doctor for this, or is it terminal? Will a PRS cure me? A Gibbons? Do I need a Fender StratoChrister to do an exorcism?