Respect Judas, El Guapo (El Guapo vs The Narco Vampires)

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>*[And thats me Judas, the bad son of a bitch. No one ever wanted to adopt me and the nuns said I was the good-for-nothing piece of shit one. I’m better known as El Guapo!](https://imgur.com/a/qWiTglG)\*

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El Guapo, also known as Judas, is a luchador from Tijuana, Mexico, who is on a quest for redemption after betraying his brother José to a powerful narco-vampire cartel. The cartel, known as the Narco Vampires, leads to the brutal deaths of both El Guapo and his brother, José or El Ángel. After being sent to Hell, El Guapo is granted a chance at redemption and returns to the living world to protect his brother's family from harm. However, the Narco Vampires still have a hold on him, forcing him to confront his past actions and the demons of his cowardice.

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#Strength

**Striking**

* **[Intro]** [Slices a truck down the middle](https://imgur.com/a/kcWP3fG)

* [He’s able to hurt and send large security guards flying with his blows](https://imgur.com/a/F3em8Sn)

* [When several men pile on top of him, he’s able to send them all flying off, some of them hitting the wall so hard that it leaves large cracks](https://imgur.com/a/hcb4Z6Z)

* [Punches a man so hard he was sent flying, and all of his teeth fell out (all of which were seemingly still attached to their gums)](https://imgur.com/a/5xcACql) 

* [Gave a man two black eyes and a bloody nose with a single headbutt](https://imgur.com/a/JMxg9T1)

* [Trades blows with his brother](https://imgur.com/a/vchpTcR)

* [As a teenager,r he dropped a cop with a flying kick](https://imgur.com/a/blxguXI)

* [Slams on top of a cop car so hard it was crushed[https://imgur.com/a/YFpDq04)

* [Sends a clown flying](https://imgur.com/a/ARteGQW)

* [Ran into a car so hard it split in half and exploded](https://imgur.com/a/0cttlFH)

* [Him and El Ángel body slammed two wrestlers so hard it created a shockwave felt by the whole crowd](https://imgur.com/a/oFd5dtq)

* [Sent a demon dog flying with a kick](https://imgur.com/a/f1phwa3)

* [Tackles Mags through a stone cemetery door](https://imgur.com/a/UYLKz01)

**Lifting/Throwing**

* [Tosses a large security guard aside, and tossed another man over his head so hard he bounced off the floor](https://imgur.com/a/5xcACql) 

* [Lifts a clown by his throat](https://imgur.com/a/ARteGQW)

* [Lifted a priest by his neck](https://imgur.com/a/fN7dffS)

* [Threw a machete into Chipo’s chest so hard half of the blade came out the other side](https://imgur.com/a/YKGBRfu)

* [Throws Mags aside while brawling](https://imgur.com/a/sA9Dc4s)

**Other**

* [Bit off a chicken’s head](https://imgur.com/a/qK1wXx2)

#Speed 

* [Dodges a man who tried to stab him from behind](https://imgur.com/a/JMxg9T1)

* [Threw a machete into Chipo’s chest before he could react](https://imgur.com/a/YKGBRfu)

#Durability

**Blunt**

* **[Intro]** [Gets hit in the back of the head by a falling goat](https://imgur.com/a/LGjomBL)

* [Takes blows from several security guards](https://imgur.com/a/F3em8Sn)

* [Has a chair broken over his head](https://imgur.com/a/OKunCTH)

* [Mags slams him against the road so hard that it left a large crater, although this knocked him out](https://imgur.com/a/g9vLmZx)

* [Two wrestlers beat him to a bloody pulp](https://imgur.com/a/xKZubss)

* [Takes blows from Don Draculon’s men](https://imgur.com/a/VaWOP3k)

* [Takes rapid kicks from Mags](https://imgur.com/a/sA9Dc4s)

**Piercing**

* **[Intro]** [Gets sent flying through glass by a kick from Mags and gets thrown through more glass by his neck by Momia Mia](https://imgur.com/a/CUZeKYv)

* [Mags kicks him out a high window](https://imgur.com/a/g9vLmZx)

* [Smashes two bottles over his head and jumps through a window](https://imgur.com/a/YFpDq04)

* [Has his hand cut off by a red-hot knife, although he later dies after he’s dumped in a trash heap](https://imgur.com/a/cKIdwWl)

**Other**

* [Survives having his face burned off on a stove](https://imgur.com/a/AuoAHhg)

#Skill/Intelligence

**Combat**

* [Defeats a strip club full of angry me,n some of them armed with knives and broken bottles](https://imgur.com/a/jtq6vhH)

* [Him and his brother were Lucha Libre champs](https://imgur.com/a/vAwWH6P)

* [He and his brother won a 2 v 2 match](https://imgur.com/a/xFCmosL)

* [Defeated Mags](https://imgur.com/a/EgHLSZA)

**Other**

* [Kills a roach half a room away with a thrown bible](https://imgur.com/a/HINuUbj)

* [Using his brother's recipe, his tacos were so good he filled a tip jar in seconds](https://imgur.com/a/fhSLztm) 

* [Slips money into Maria’s purse without her noticing](https://imgur.com/a/lMgpZs2)

* [Threw a machete into Chipo’s chest](https://imgur.com/a/YKGBRfu)

#Gear/Equipment 

* [A bottle with a skull-topped cork and a bible which is secretly a porno mag](https://imgur.com/a/pn5YttR)

* [A mask lined with silver and made from the cape of San Van Helsing](https://streamable.com/njxmhy)

#Other

* [Was a stripper](https://imgur.com/a/Q75lX32)

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Posted Mar 14, 2026, 6:36 AM UTC

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