[HM] Just wanted to say, I know how it feels.

Just wanted to say I know how it feels to be short.

Not from experience but I get it.

I'm 6'5 and extremely good looking, but just know it's not as good as it sounds.

Yeah I'm pretty much perfect in every aspect, but no one can see past that.

They only see my well built physique and shockingly tall height.

I wish someone asked me how I was doing behind all that for once.

I'm doing absolutely great, but still..

Oh yeah I'll get off the kitchen stool my bad.

Keeping the silicon muscle body suit on though.

5'4 me, back in action, ready to be casted for a hobbit remake.

On a realistic and non sarcastic insufferable note, I don't mind being 5'4, I just wrote this wall of shit out of boredom.

One reddit post a day, keeps the Catholic priest far away.

You know how people say the sun always shines brighter on the other side, or whatever bullshit they say.

Well at the moment, it's true. I'm in my bedroom with my blackout curtains closed, but I can see the sun trying to creep through and get a peek at me.

If the sun was a human that wouldn't be acceptable, so why is it any different just because the sun is a big circle of.. whatever the sun is made of.

Back to the point though,

Yeah there isn't one, but can I just say something? Well I'm going to anyway, obviously.

"Short" stories? Is this the same kind of inflation height is dealing with? Like 5'10 is seen as an oompa loompa working double shifts at Willy Wonka chocolate dungeon?

500 words is like 480 more words than I needed to use, but here we are.

This shit is not making it anywhere near the sub, it'll get striked down before its even done loading.

Well, suns getting brighter, I'm not though. I'm as dim as always.

To finish it off,

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two imbeciles gave birth to me that Saturday night.

Final note,

A skull might have an empty space inside, but everyones capable of using pesticide.

Yes everyone, remove the bugs from your house please.

Last note before I move on and go my way

Yesterday isn't what you'll feel today, and that's okay, because a nuclear war is coming our way.

Well that was gonna be the last note but apparently this post still isn't 500 words, I mean what the fuck man.

I don't have much steam left in me, there's only so much shit I can spew in one post.

2 days without sleep isn't something a dentist would recommend

But that doesn't mean you can't pretend

Just open your eyes, and swallow your ego and pride,

Even short people can make a perfect bride

Unless they're a man, then they'd have to hop into the back of a van

And change out of their dress, without making a mess

They'd buy a suit, and avoid eating any fruit

Why avoid fruit you may ask? Well its because they're on a task

That task is being unhealthy and not touching grass, but always filling their glass.

The glass isn't full of water, it's full of red wine, that tastes sublime

I fucking hate that word, but I still said it, even though I dread it.

Now you might be wondering "what the fuck is wrong with this guy, he's as stupid as a large fruit fly"

But a fly has two jobs, and I am unemployed, so that wouldn't add up, unless all of this was a ploy.

Who knows what tricks ive got hidden, but this post will be forbidden.