I want to start arguments

I'm at a point in my life where I'm so done being so good to people, I want to argue. I got into my first argument, where I let it rock and roll with a woman who thought I was stalking her because I slowed down in front of her house. After all, there's a fucking speed bump there, she got about 5 years. It was so funny, I started the conversation by being a little nice, kind girl. I said, " I'm so sorry, ma'am because she had a wire in the road. I ran it over because what the fuck, and she chased my car, but then it wasn't about the wire, then I screamed at her for a good 5 minutes, it felt amazing, like who's next? Like this is so corny, and I punch metal for fun of me, but everyone is like this to me, they love to scream at me, and I do everything for it to stop, but now it's my turn