Farewell

Thanks for the excellent day! The dirty looks, zero help, and those carts of boxes you kept wheeling in pathetically attempting to undermine me. Peak mediocrity.

Special shoutout to the dude who once said I was terrible… today was your complimentary masterclass in effortless domination.

And the conversation that never happened? Consider the silence part of the lesson. Sometimes things are more instructive when left unspoken.

But hey, when the mediocrity gets too heavy, feel free to go get high; it’s the only way some people cope with their pathetically mediocre lives.

Catch you never.