48 [M4F] #Marietta - would love to meet someone sexy and interesting - reservation is at 7:30…

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5'10" Silver haired, bearded, lumber-snack physique - sort of like a chubby dad bod wrapped in flannel in the winter time, and guayaberas in the summer.

I'm a classic nerd - Renaissance fairs, museums, pub trivia, board games, are all my jam. I will throw down on a group dinner potluck and board game night. I spend roughly one Sunday a month playing some sort of table-top RPG with friends - actually the same folks in the photo.

I also love small town festivals, road trips, oddball roadside attractions... I've seen the biggest ball of twine, the fastest armadillo, the biggest rabbit... etc. It's a great excuse to link up with the passenger princess, swap out some play lists, road head etc.

I'm an excellent cook - I've won awards for my desserts, and 6! Chili cook-offs.

I'm an established professional in the STEM space, I promise I won't talk about work unless you're trying to get the good sleeps - then tales of my work is better than Ambien.

I'm single, never married (came close enough to buy the ring once), and I don't have any children. I do however have 2 energetic basset hounds - well one energetic basset the other is basically part of the couch.

I love to travel, and I have lived all over the world. We'll get you a passport if you don't have one, and likely scuba certified as well. I want to share the world with my partner above and below the waves.

You - should be awesome, single, interested in men, preferably no felonies - and not equipped with a penis.

The rest I’m pretty flexible on. No expectations-

(but if you order multiple $50 shots at dinner and a bunch of stuff to go - I’m gonna ask for separate checks)

DMs open - tell me who you are in detail, we’ll swap photos and I’ll tell you which place on the Marietta square we’re meeting for dinner.

Posted Mar 27, 2026, 8:13 PM UTC

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