43 [M4F] #NewJersey: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us to this subreddit today.

In a world full of ordinary stories, let's embark on an extraordinary adventure that transcends the Fire Swamp and reaches the Cliffs of Insanity. I'm a hopeless romantic searching for a Princess Buttercup to share a tale of true love, wit, and adventure. While our mawwaiges may seem to have left our lives devoid of youth, excitement, and spontaneity, together we will discover that those feelings were only "mostly dead."

I am a 43 year old married father of two who possesses the charm of Westley and the gentleness of Fezzik. Underneath my Dread Pirate Roberts mask, you will find a 6'1" frame, light skin, blue eyes, a slim build, a shaved head, and a reddish brown beard. My ideal partner is someone who mirrors traits I value in myself...kind, self-aware, and who takes care of herself both mentally and physically. And married, of course, as all the best plots are complicated.

My hobbies of woodworking, gardening, and piano will keep your inbox filled with interesting photos and videos. I have plenty of opportunities to chat, and my skill with conversation is difficult to express. However, I will put it this way... Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.

Lastly, my devotion to the right partner is that of Inigo Montoya on a quest for the perfect extramarital connection. I will be the six fingered affair partner that you've been searching for for so long.

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