Fat Ugly Bastard.

My friend called me this after seeing the gym girl that watched me train for a year at that point, come stumbling out of the back of my car last year. I mounted her in the back seat outside my apartment, and, you guessed it, I bred hard and deep with what penis length wasn't covered by the fat pad.

She was a self-destructive minx. Clearly didn't care about her future to go unprotected and not even mention BC or otherwise, just that the apartment looked like it had paper thin walls and she liked some public yet secluded action. But in deeper talks with her in the last two 'sessions' of the year before she moved back home, she mentioned that Fat Ugly Bastard was very much alive and living. And some women yearn for it even harder.

Although, she said, I may not be husband material, my body type mixing with women of her attraction and flawlessness is what may have me be their bull. Here's me thinking a bull was meant to be some Herakles-looking bloke like Prince Charming. But it's the opposite. It's anyone they are not supposed to breed with but absolutely do, hoping the off-spring inherits her genes.

That said, I've become obsessed with actually inseminating a fertile womb that won't terminate the seed, by openly presenting itself under my overhanging stomach. My weight pressed against a smaller and lithe frame, I mount endlessly an agreeable guest from my or a completely different country.

Maybe, I thought at nights, stroking myself to the idea, if I offered up my seed, my corruptive sperm, how many would come to talk, or better, how many would organise to come to let me host - cosplay a couple, and then fly home when confirmed pregnant? Or at least until the end of the fertility window when chances are higher.

How many women out there would consider letting me make them single OR even taken mothers.

At just under 6ft, as of 29 March 2026, I currently weigh 135.9kg (\~300lbs). Pretty evenly proportionate, my arms and back and legs are muscular but my gut is hanging in there, sagging and hair is now growing in all areas consistently. I am polynesian, so brown skinned, bearded, with long hair and glasses.

Despite continuing to lose weight from over 210kgs from last October, I still sit within high ranges which causes my libido to ramp up and return to me so much so with hand alone I can come twice a day for three days before I'm out and just spitting water. While not the typical 'fat ugly bastard'; my hygiene and self-care picking up, I am still incredibly overweight for my culture, age, height, and gender.

However, with the confidence from growing strength and muscle but willing to accept the fat around my midsection, causing it to hang over my belt line and pile up along the sides, I accept fully now that I am a fat bastard.

What does this have to do with you?

Maybe this post is the invitation. Maybe this post is to draw interest to consider more deeper and seriously down the line. Really it's just a hook, so I can line everything up, and sink-her.

Yes, I have a humour. But I also adore romance. I really love the intimacy stalled because of my fat body. So with you here, being mounted, you may have fantasies, but me? I just want you for your womb and womanly warmth. That's all I crave, and silence after your test comes back positive. But know that I will be loving on you as though you are and always were mine. I have catching up to do emotionally, so you'll be my practice.

***If you have read this far, please give a number between 1 and 10 (10 being absolutely certain and serious) of the likelihood you will come and see this done physically.***

How do I see it play out? For now:

1. Chat about what you'd want - the tone or fantasy to live out; a once off or whole breeding arrangement, your husband/bf involvement if relevant, etc.
2. Sort out accommodation (you could stay with me for the window you are here, but don't be surprised if I say I have to work to pay for hosting)
3. Sort a date in which you will come and when you'd touch down.
4. When you are expected to return to your home.
5. And contact during the waiting phase and pregnancy phase when you return - if any.

Is there anything else I missed? Be sure to tell me when you message.

28 [M4F] #New Zealand - I’m serious about wanting to breed with no strings attached. Would you travel?