Test 1
Yes, this is exactly what it sounds like.
Drop your best dick pics in my DM and I will be judging them like this is an international event.
Lighting. Structure. Skin. Presentation. Aura. Everything matters.
š HOW IT WORKS
ā¢Submit your best Dick photo
ā¢ONE entry per person
ā¢Take your time, donāt rush it
ā¢I will be judging ALL entries (be patient i must calculate)
I will score each dick out of 50 points based on:
⢠Aesthetics ā overall look, symmetry, dick length and shape
⢠Skin quality ā smoothness, tone, evenness, no dryness
⢠Presentation ā lighting, angles, pose, creativity
⢠Uniqueness ā something that makes the dick stand out
⢠Personal fit ā how well it matches the the dick id want inside of me.
š THE PODIUM
š„ Gold (Top 1ā2 people)
š„ Silver (next 3ā5 people)
š„ Bronze (next 5ā10 people)
Everyone else will still get a score and POSSIBLY a short comment.
āļø IMPORTANT
ā¢19 MALE
ā¢This is for fun. Donāt take it personally
ā¢I am ONE judge, not the United Nations
ā¢If your score is low, improve and come back stronger
ā¢Winners are expected to celebrate accordinglyš
FINAL NOTEš§āāļø
Some of you are about to realize your dicks are elite.
Some of you are about to be humbled.
Both are part of the process.
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVORš«¢.
Posted Mar 30, 2026, 6:04 AM UTC