[insert philosophical jargon about PvPvE and rodents]

This game encourages and discourages but encourages trust that discourages mice ownership but also encourages gerbils. To trust or not to trust, that is the answer. Look deep inside yourself for the blueprint to success - but only during hurricanes.

If you like rodents you should feel bad, and if you complain about rodents, you should also feel bad.

Why don’t we have more endgame content? Embrace my opinion on this brand new game as I critique it for not having a 400 hour campaign at launch.

Thank you for attending my TED talk, until next time - 32.7 minutes from now.