How to replicate an angel

Materials required: Iron Cauldron (The larger the better), Heat source, Freezer, Human biotic matter, Human Souls (More effective if spirit has minimal amounts of sin), Holy water, Virgin blood

Step 1: Prepare a hidden area, keep area secluded, damp, and well-ventilated (Ex. Basement/ Abandoned building) Keep Cauldron raised above floor as to make space for heat sorce.

Step 2: Gather human biotic matter. I recommend hitchhikers, prostitutes, or runaways. Place the human biotic matter in freezer for storage.

Step 3: Mash biotic matter. Place the biotic matter in the cauldron one body at a time. Use a sledgehammer/heavy tool to grind the body into a paste.

Step 4: Add liquid. Using the Holy water and Virgin blood mentioned in the materials, fill the cauldron just untill the biotic matter is covered.

Step 5: Bring mixture to a boil. Create heat source underneath cauldron and begin to boil the liquid untill it reaches a chili-like texture.

Step 6: Strain out liquid. Dump out the liquid untill little is left. You should be left with a sort of flesh paste at this point.

Step 7: Place Substance in pile. Spread the substance out in about a 4 inch thick pile. The substance should be red at this point.

Step 8: Observe creation. Observe the substance for a time. If done correctly the substance should write slightly and you should be able to hear the very feint screams of the souls bound within, this will happen at about 6-8 bodies added to creation. This is now where the substance begins to become an angel

Now continue to repeat steps 2-8 untill it begins to change

Step 9: At this point the screams will have died down to the slight groans and mumbles of the souls, this is a sign that the souls are begining to fuse together into one collective consciousness. The appearance of the angel will now be red and growing ever-writhing tendrils. This will happen at about 15-19 bodies added, you can now begin to slow down on the bodies being added.

Step 10: The angel will now begin to grow into a massive shape. For Example, feintly humanoid, made of many red tendrils writhing continuously, about 7-9 feet tall.

Step 11: The angel is now fully formed. It may now be able to even mumble feint phrases. It’s writhing tendrill-like flesh is now fully formed into whatever form it chose to take. The angel is now perfection personified, the humans sacrificed in it’s creation are now far more than they would ever be in their mortal existance.

Your Angel is now fully completed, it has probably been about 14-16 months by now. You have created a rebirthed being free of all it’s previous sin. Now this godless world will finally pay for it’s sins. The antichrist shall fear the wrath of the angels.