Dreamt that the studio I work at made a short film about “the non-tangible” who was a floating a-posing CoD ghosts wolf that spoke in tongues.
Basically what was said. Other characters in it were a sentient Mine-cart of dirt, a drug lord who spoke Mixtec, a Popsicle who wanted to be “slurped” and Lightningdank.
The film starts with me playing Cal of Duty: Black Ops 23 (not a typo) when a cherry bomb floats through the ceiling and explodes. Coming from it is Diėgho, the Brujulian Drug lord who spoke Mixtec. He explains his home is In trouble from the non-tangible. I did not know who this is, so we go to meet Marcus the worm, who has an eyepatch now. We then are told that Robert has been urgently transported to the residence of Gonzalo Rodrigues Gacha. We go to Zilbra (evil Brazil) to save Robert. He has been turned into a popsicle and demands to be slurped every 5 minutes. Just then a floating dark matter named lightningdank transports us via song to Gaza which has become a global powerhouse after Israel left them alone. Anyways, we find Kevin spacey who gives lightningdank a body then jumps off a rooftop. Lightningdank then says “the afghan president survives many” implying Kevin spacey is the afghan president.
I then woke up to piss, then fell back asleep where my dream continued.
I wake up in Oslo the mine-cart. He literally says “I be Oslo the mine-cart. With a hyphen”. He offers a good time (roller coaster) and I’m told to remain “inside him” where we then go meet up with Lightningdank, Marcus (now transitioned to Tanya the worm) Robertsicle and Diėgho. We are told we’re not powerful enough to defeat the non tangible, who is revealed to be a dlc-4 cod ghosts wolf skin bipedally a-posing. We are then brought to our knees. Thinking it’s over, Aidan Mattis of the lore lodge is floating. He imbues us with “limited power” via “red lightning void through Mike pence bail” and we defeat the non-tangible.
We then are given awards by Joseph Stalin who says “this may be a film, but it is all in your head” I asked simple “what?” And then he hands me a lemon.
Upon grabbing it I woke up with a lemon in my bed somehow, likely brought by my cat.
Posted Apr 1, 2026, 5:51 AM UTC