Sneaky confessions

As a baby and a ninja, I really enjoy saying things that sound like jokes but are just true but will probably never be suspected.

Some of my favorites are:

I've been doing this since I was in diapers.

(Playing a vs game and trash talking friends)

Oh no you got me peeing in my diaps!

*pees diaps*

Or even references that are explainable. I'll never forget when Tammy met Zeke in Bob's Burgers and she said "Whoah, he's got some hyper in his diaper!" Top tier phrase that I use pretty often XD

Looking to expand my repertoire, what about you babs?