Changes coming to a Martlet Appreciation near you... Now!

“Hello, community of Martlet Appreciation, we are happy to announce that after some negotiation, we have agreed to be bought by Walmart Corporate. Due to this, we will be changing things. We have agreed that the best away to improve shareholder value and your experience would be to pivot away from Martlet and to a more recognizable and well-known icon like Walmart. We thank you and can’t wait for this new chapter of this subreddit.” — Jim