What’s a joke you have between you and your partner?

Just thought this would be a fun discussion

We call getting fast food without each other “cheating”. It started when I thought my husband was gonna be home from work later than usual and I didn’t wanna cook. Got some fries. Well, my husband came home earlier than expected. I got caught and he jokingly expressed how sad he was that I got food without him.

He “cheated” on me once when he dropped me off to do something. Later he picks me up and I stared talking about what to do for dinner and he confessed he got Taco Bell while I was busy.