Worst Basketball Play Ideas?

Weird question, I know. I'm almost finished writing my current novel (I'm only a self-published author). Part of the novel requires that I know the worst possible ideas for basketball plays. I do not know anything about basketball. I need to know the sorts of plays a team would conduct which would be really stupid and cause them to probably lose a high school basketball game. The more absurd the better, but ideally the plays have to technically be allowed.