How to Findom: A Comprehensive Guide

How to Findom: Easy Rules to Follow for Moderate Success and Enlightenment

* The sub is a customer and the customer is always right.

* If a sub overspends, send the money back. Client retention is a must.

* Always approach first. Let them know they are being hunted and you aren't taking no for an answer.

* Subs should have multiple orgasms a week. A healthy prostate equals a healthy dynamic!

You should only have one sub ever. This lets them know they are a priority.

* Money comes and goes but a true submissive lasts forever.

* If you find a sub that writes poetry/has an awesome sex toy collection, protect them at all costs.

* Dinoplay>silent sends. (See rule #9)

* Silent sends are actually topping from the bottom. Block any sub that tries this who is using you as a kink dispenser.

*Jack could have fit on the door with Rose. She was just toxic and took pleasure in watching him turn into a Popsicle (ref: addendum James Cameron)

* Being a girls girl is cool and all but have you ever stayed friends with someone just to watch them burn through relationship after relationship until they have went through their whole friend group and they have no option but to delete their account, go silent for five months and then return with a new name and try to pretend they are a brand new person even though everyone knows who they are?

* Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. It's actually listed as a war crime in the Geneva Convention.

* People with names that start with the letters C, J and S are often problematic. (Footnote: authors note: I can say this because my name starts with J. I can speak these truths for those who can't).

* Findom should only be undertaken with those who score a 80 or above on the Becks Depression test as to be an advocate for mental health awareness.

Following these simple rules will not only increase your satisfaction in the kink of findom by up to 14 percent but also absolve you from any guilt or accusations of unethical dominance. Subscribe to the newsletter for up to date tips and tricks on your newly acquired pigpay subs.