Cats are so ridiculously stupid!

When I speak with my cats, they never understand me :O

Sometimes I think their brains are so small they’re just too lazy to learn human language. Disappointing.

Also, my cat doesn’t hunt mice - it’s friends with them.

Meanwhile, I spent so much time learning cat language that I can meow better than my own cat.

And still - they can’t do math, can’t program… completely useless creatures.

Imagine starting a company with cats. You can’t. They won't even show up.

So what did society come up with instead? Yes...

Slavery.

We are slaves to cats X_X