THE ONLY MOD APPLICATION THAT MATTERS π¨π¨π π€‘π§ββοΈπ
OH WOWβ¦ π³π³ OH WOWβ¦ π¨π¨ LOOK WHO HAS ENTERED THE MOD APPLICATION RINGπ¨π¨
it is Iβ¦ YOUR FAVORITE SLOOPY π β¨ your RESIDENT SWEATY π©π₯ your LOCAL PURVEYOR OF UNHINGED BRAINROT ππβ¨π
and I am OFFICIALLY THROWING MY CROWN INTO THE RING πβ¨ (itβs slightly crooked π€π΅βπ« bc I got distracted thinking about morally gray men π€π but STAY FOCUSED SWEATY β οΈπ€)
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FIRST OF ALLβ¦ letβs address the ELEPHANT IN THE SUB ππ
who has been serving PREMIUM, FARM-TO-TABLE, FREE-RANGE COPYPASTA??? πππβ¨β¨β¨
WHO has been bravely asking the IMPORTANT QUESTIONS like: π§ π₯
βwhat if the shadow daddy was actually WORSEβ π³π€
and βis it problematic if Iβd let him ruin my life?β ππ₯
oh right. ME. πβ¨
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SECOND OF ALLβ¦ MOD QUALIFICATIONS?? I HAVE THEM. π π
β chronically online π±π«
β deeply unserious π€‘β¨
β can detect a βtouch grassβ situation FROM 3 THREADS AWAY π±ποΈ
β fluent in: enemies-to-lovers π₯β€οΈ, lovers-to-enemies ππͺ, enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-to-βwait come backβ ππ
β have personally been emotionally devastated by at least 17 fictional men this week ππ€π
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: π¨
I can BAN WITH STYLE π β¨π₯
you wonβt just get bannedβ¦ π«π
youβll get BANNED WITH A PARAGRAPH-LONG DRAG ππ₯ AND 3 EMOJIS FOR EMPHASIS ππ₯β¨
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THIRD OF ALLβ¦ the COMMUNITY π«Άβ¨
my dear SLOOPIESβ¦ π my beloved SWEATIESβ¦ π©π my fellow dumpster divers of romantasy discourse ποΈβ¨π
do you WANT: π€¨
another boring mod who says βplease follow rule 3β? π΄
OR do you want a MOD who will: ππ₯
π₯ pin chaotic discourse ππ£
π₯ encourage unhinged theories π§ π₯π«
π₯ occasionally lose control of the thread for βresearch purposesβ π§ͺπ΅βπ«
π₯ and say βbe niceβ but in a way that sounds THREATENING πβ οΈπͺ
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IN CONCLUSION: π§Ύβ¨
I am not just applying to be a modβ¦ π€π
I am applying to be a LIFESTYLE. π β¨
a MENACE. ππ₯
a GUIDING LIGHT IN THIS GODFORSAKEN FAIRY SMUT CIRCLEJERK π―οΈππ
vote for me, and together we will: π³οΈβ¨
β¨ thrive π±π
β¨ spiral ππ΅βπ«
β¨ and absolutely NEVER beat the allegations ππ’
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME SWEATIES πβ¨π
#ModMeOrFaceMyNextCopypasta π₯π₯π
Posted Apr 1, 2026, 8:19 PM UTC