Need Ass Wiping Advice

I’m really pushing the subreddit title to its limit. I’m a long time bidet user and now that I’m in college, I’m struggling to return to the non bidet ways of the past. Toilet paper frankly seems like a really ineffective tool, but perhaps in my years of inexperience, I am just not using the right technique.

How do yall wipe your ass? Can you avoid needing to use an absolute load of toilet paper just to get out the last bit of shit? Are my standards for a clean ass too high? Genuinely in need of guidance.

I do already know about shit and shower, but that’s only so practical.