For April Fools Day: A Serious Topic

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But seriously, you guys are great. I post the most obvious, blatantly thirsty posts about the Beatles (especially Paul) and expose my McLennon trutherism for all to see, and you shower me with and upvotes. I'm genuinely honored and I love you. May this kindness and vindication continue for many years to come.

And so it doesn't get too srs....

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If you carried Paul, you'd have to be really really strong, because Paul is deadweight.