A million a year clown job.

A man in a trench coat, throws a newspaper at your face very hard and when you open it there's a job offer.

You are a clown, the pay is at least 1 million of your local currency and not equivalent.

The man in the trench coat says.

However the job description is simple.

You must, at least once a week, make a disrespect and disruptive, embarrassing and very inappropriate act during funerals.

You must do so for the entire duration of the funeral, you may be kicked out, harassed or someone may try to fight you, but you will be able to dodge and be gained re-entry to the funeral.

The funeral is random, they can be very respected members of society, or even a loner with no friends and you're the only person there just annoying the priest.

You will be magically teleported to a random funeral, you must be highly offensive and inappropriate.

You will also be fully anonymous, they will speak of you, but only as the "clown"

The man in the trench coat throws a red nose ball thingy at you and asks, whatcha say?