32 [M4F] UK/Anywhere - Give me a reason to emigrate

I feel like my time in my home country is just coming to an end really... the price of jaffa cakes is too much to bear, the constant drizzle makes my enthusiasm fizzle and the monotonous cycle is sending me insane in the membrane.

I had a bit of a wake up call this evening, was walking home from the shop... rainy and a bit bleak but there was a queue out the door of the Chinese... I mean come on lads, there's an Indian two doors down, a pizza parlour across the road and the kebab shop further down. Why are you all buzzing for this terrible imitation of Chinese food? Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed to associate with these barbarians.

I prefer American and Australian sports to typical football over here. You'll never catch me buzzing off super market meal deals or using supposed "britishness" as some kind of replacement for an actual personality.

Hmmm what else, aspiring screenwriter with no faith that anything will ever get developed.. I'm a cynic, a smart arse, the kind of guy that thinks no good deed goes unpunished, but I do the good deed anyway because life is too short to see people suffering.

So yeah, if you're cool and we click, sparks might fly and I might be on the next plane over.

Take a chance, you may or may not regret it.