32 [M4F] Mumbai - Married guy looking to Duck

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Yes, you read that right. I am looking to Duck.

In hindsight, I could have used a better title. Like Married guy looking for a Duck buddy.

That sounds better.

I am a 32 year old guy who has recently moved to the city, and lives alone, except that he has a Duckling to take care of. Its small and still in the growing phase, but it gets lonely over the weekends mostly. Thats ironical because I am in his company over the weekend.

A bit about his caregiver (hint: Me)

I am 32 years old (hey didn't I already tell you that), decent looking (some have called me cute) and I am totally running a scam where I pretend to be well read and into hobbies like reading about geopolitics and watching tv shows and cult classic movies(but in reality its just sitcoms and movies like tropic thunder or Monty Python and the holy grail)

I also tend to behave like a dimwit sometimes. But I can totally give a chill, goofy kind of vibe(Another scam, I know)

So here is the deal-

If you want to duck, maybe we could take our birds to some pond and while the they socialize and have some fun in the lake, maybe we can too? I would like to know about you a bit before the end of the playdate for the ducks and maybe have coffee somewhere decent. (I tend to avoid places near or around KFC, because you know, it gets my bird all riled up, right). I may also need to see your aadhar card and pan card and credit card, because why not? At the end of this playdate, I may or may not ask you for an OTP saying my life might depend on it (Why does this sound all so scammy all of a sudden ? )

So, here is the deal, a decent guy looking for some company for his duck and himself too. Definitely giving scammer vibes. Let me know if you would be interested in bringing your bird for a playdate.