Just tried going to dunkin donuts but gave up halfway there and now I know what the Tau failed evacuation felt like (shitpost)

site Tau: my house

the abyss: outside (it is very cold and rainy)

the climber: dunkin donuts

WAU monsters: cold temperatures and rain

Structure Gel: some weird shit from outside that got splattered on my pants

evacuation to Omicron: going to dunkin donuts to buy munchkins

scheduled climber deadline: time left before dunkin closes

starvation after months of no food supply: munckin cravings

They're actually very similar if you just close your eyes and think about it