Dear KelTec, can I please get a refreshed Auto 5?

Dear KelTec,

I've been shooting my Auto 5 a lot this year and it keeps eating its stocks and fore-ends. I'm sending it back to Art's Gun Shop for another refresh and that'll leave me without its company for a while.

I would sure like if I could buy a new Auto 5 with some space-age KelTec Floridian wonder polymer furniture that wouldn't crack itself into pieces.

It would also be really nice if there were an infinitely-adjustable friction ring or spring regulator setup over the magazine so that I could dial the recoil system to perfection for whatever load I was shooting. I think this could enable cycling on everything from Olympic skeet loads to 3.5" goose and turkey artillery if you executed it with your usual competence.

Naturally you must keep the speed feed and magazine lockout features, and you should have an extended magazine and polychoke option as well.

I promise I'll shoot your new "KelTec 5" at all my local clays courses!

Thank you,

-Begle1