You had me at Trenchcoat.

Definitely not a Turtle has been on my mind as a wincon/commander since the day I saw it. I finally put together something pretty neat. I hope you like it.

https://archidekt.com/decks/21357107/definitely\_not\_a\_turtle

1 Definitely Not a Turtle

30 Wastes

1 Urza's Mine

1 Urza's Power Plant

1 Urza's Tower

1 Darksteel Citadel

1 Radiant Fountain

1 Quicksand

1 Haunted Fengraf

1 Unknown Shores

1 Terramorphic Expanse

1 Evolving Wilds

1 Ash Barrens

1 Warped Landscape

1 Chromatic Sphere

1 Chromatic Star

1 Wayfarer's Bauble

1 Traveler's Amulet

1 Terrarion

1 Prophetic Prism

1 Guild Globe

1 Golden Egg

1 Spare Supplies

1 Ichor Wellspring

1 Mycosynth Wellspring

1 Mind Stone

1 Guardian Idol

1 Manalith

1 Prismatic Lens

1 Everflowing Chalice

1 Walking Atlas

1 Pilgrim's Eye

1 Accorder's Shield

1 Bone Saw

1 Bonesplitter

1 Darksteel Axe

1 Flayer Husk

1 Sylvok Lifestaff

1 Utility Knife

1 Prying Blade

1 Gingerbrute

1 Hedron Crawler

1 Eager Construct

1 Hedron Rover

1 Gilded Sentinel

1 Armored Transport

1 Sparring Construct

1 Perilous Myr

1 Myr Moonvessel

1 Myr Sire

1 Myr Enforcer

1 Frogmite

1 Hedron Scrabbler

1 Ulamog's Crusher

1 Hand of Emrakul

1 Eldrazi Devastator

1 Kozilek's Channeler

1 Scour from Existence

1 Universal Solvent

1 Elsewhere Flask

1 Renegade Map

1 Tormod's Crypt

1 Relic of Progenitus

1 Leonin Bola

1 Sisay's Ring

1 Ur-Golem's Eye

1 Pristine Talisman

1 Spidersilk Net

1 Neurok Hoversail

1 Whispersilk Cloak

1 Vulshok Morningstar