Tiger Woods, you still have my support!

Don’t give up! Don’t let this get you down.

You’ve been one of my role models since I was a child.

What’s the point of a having 1.5 Billion net worth if you can’t even bang prostitutes and get high without apologizing to these plebs.

You represent the American dream. Become so rich that you can do whatever the F you want. It’s called “FU money” for a reason.

PS I’m sorry Gillette dropped you. I personally would buy more razors if you were associated with them. “Be like me, ultra wealthy, famous athlete, banging super models, because I shave with Gillette, the best a man can get.”